Was anyone else thinking of that one Doctor Who episode?
- John’s Bachelor Party -
Lestrade and Mycroft: - Wheel in a large cake -
Everyone: Out, out, out, out!
Sherlock: - Pops out of cake -
- Music stops. Everyone’s quiet. John is slowly shaking his head -
Sherlock: That’s a relief. I thought I’d burst out of the wrong cake. Again. That reminds me, there’s a girl outside in a bikini. Could someone let her in, give her a jumper? Lucy. Lovely girl. Now, then. John, I’m not dead!
Everyone: - Staring at him with horror -
Sherlock: Funny how you can say something in your head and it sounds fine.
No you don’t understand, if this doesn’t happen, I’m going to be extremely disappointed.
Okay so I’ve decided that I ship Captain Jack with Captain Jack
I’m completely serious. Just imagine that Jack Harkness uses his vortex manipulator and goes back to the mid-1700s and stumbles across Jack Sparrow and…
Just imagine it
Imagine if Jack Harkness is able to see the other Jack Sparrow hallucinations.
Imagine that Jack Harkness gets stabbed by a pirate but is fine and Jack Sparrow doesn’t even flinch because he and his friends have literally cheated death so many times that it’s not even impressive anymore.
Imagine somebody saying “Jack Harkness…” and Jack Sparrow automatically corrects them and says, “Captain. Captain Jack Harkness.”
Just…imagine the two of them…
Even if you don’t want to ship them, imagine the bromance that could also be a very good possibility. Close your eyes, imagine the music, and imagine them fighting side-by-side and flirting with every single hot pirate that they see. I mean, even if you do ship them, you can imagine that. Everyone needs to imagine this.
We can even call the ship Captain Spark (Sparrow + Harkness.)
“I don’t care HOW you faked it. I want to know why.”—No, you guys….I’m calling it. Sherlock is about to tell John everything. We’re going to be freaking out, alert and ready for two years of deciphering and deducting to be proven wrong or right. Finally. Finally, we will know. And then John is going to say this. And that’s going to be the end of it. We’re never going to figure out how he faked his death. Moffat and Gatiss are going to troll us. Televisions are going to be broken. There are going to be casualties. Some people are never going to fully recover. Mrs. Hudson is going to leave London. The world is going to collapse. And not even Peter Capaldi’s forehead can save us.
The Many Injuries of Mr. Holmes in Until The End Of Time
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The Doctor gave [Jack] a wry smile and said, “I’m willing to bet that Mr. Holmes is still locked in the study.”
- Chapter Thirteen
“How dare you use that tone of voice with me?” Mr. Holmes roared seconds before he was knocked clean off his feet as Mycroft heatedly punched him in the jaw.
- Chapter Nineteen
Mycroft couldn’t help but to notice that more than once, the Doctor ‘accidentally’ bumped the chair into the wall or doorway.
- Chapter Nineteen
The unconscious man drooped against the wall, scraping his head in the process.
- Chapter Nineteen
He leapt forward and River instinctively positioned herself in front of the boys, readying her blaster. Jack leapt right over the judge’s stand but the Doctor got to Mr. Holmes first. He grabbed the man and for a split second, Sherlock and Mycroft could see the fiery hate in the Time Lord’s eyes. The Doctor could be one of the kindest beings in the universe and he could usually show a good amount of restraint; unless children were being threatened. The fury of the universe seemed to be unleashed in the Doctor’s eyes and that both terrified and amazed the two brothers. They were reminded of the first time that Mr. Holmes met the Doctor. Their father had yelled at Sherlock to look him in the eye. The Doctor had furiously remarked that if Mr. Holmes had wanted to look somebody in the eye, why not look into the Doctor’s eyes? And right now, Mr. Holmes gazed into the Doctor’s eyes. And he didn’t like what he was seeing. He staggered backwards, giving River the perfect opportunity to pull the trigger and blast him onto his back. “If you ever threaten Sherlock and Mycroft again,” the Doctor warned but he was too furious to even finish his threat. “That’s…assault,” Mr. Holmes spluttered, “Assault!” “I saw self defence,” Jack lightly said.
- Chapter Twenty-Six
The Doctor suddenly spun around and pushed Mr. Holmes against the wall…….
“Is he always this violent?” [Mr Holmes asked.]
“No, no,” River pleasantly remarked, “Just around you.” “Don’t take it too personally,” Jack added, “He’s bound to get angry at anyone who threatens Sherlock or Mycroft.”
- Chapter Thirty-Nine
The best part is, as the story progresses, the Doctor gets angrier and angrier at Mr. Holmes. And I always loved writing every chance that the Doctor had to reprimand Mr. Holmes for his fathering skills.
Okay but I love how on That 70’s Show, despite his reckless and insensitive demeanor, Hyde is always shown as having a soft-spot for the Formans and they took him in and Kitty cares about him like a son and he and Red have a mutual amount of respect towards one another and he genuinely never wants to disappoint them and they just want him to succeed and he and Eric are the closest friends out of the entire group and it’s actually really heartwarming but mostly I love it because that’s exactly how I imagine Sirius is to the Potters and if you think differently then you are wrong goodbye.
Hey I can't wait to read your Until The End Of Time Day Of The Doctor story but I had a request: Could you make something where Mr. Holmes wants to get remarried to a horrible woman just like him and the Doctor, Mycroft, and Sherlock try to stop him because they know how important Mrs. Holmes was? I love all of your stories by the way!