The worst anxiety feeling is when you’re just sitting there and all of a sudden you get that really weird feeling you know? And everything suddenly becomes too overwhelming for absolutely no reason at all. And the lights are too bright and the sounds are loud and muffled and you can feel every single part of your body and your whole body (especially your face) begins to tingle and you begin to sweat and you realize that you’re on a verge of an attack so you calm yourself down without any real knowledge of why or how you’re having said attack because you were literally just sitting there in the middle of class or at your job or on your couch and it just happened out of nowhere!?
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban deleted chapter where Buckbeak crashes through the window of the Great Hall and Sirius hops down and screams at Severus for ruining his best friend’s career.
Do you think you’re funny or you just needed a couple of likes and reblogs?
I’m…I’m sorry? It was just a joke about how book-Sirius can be recklessly loyal (to the point where he was ready to push past Harry and enter Hogwarts when he found out that Snape stopped teaching Harry Occlumency lessons) so I can imagine a ridiculously exaggerated scene where he over-reacts and crashes through the window of the Great Hall and screams at Snape and the students are sent into a frenzy and everyone’s panicking except for Hagrid, who is happily crying that Buckbeak’s alive and Harry’s facepalming and the Dementors and Aurors show up and Sirius pauses and realizes that he probably should have thought this through and then it ends. That’s all. It wasn’t meant as hate towards Snape. It was just meant as a joke. But I’m sorry that you didn’t like it.
My goal as a preschool/kindergarten teacher is to take the wisdom of the Doctor about how everyone’s brilliant/important/special, deliver said wisdom with the gentleness and sincerity of Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Hiddleston, do/say the complete opposite of what Snape would do/say, and eventually teach them about the alphabet and colors and numbers and shapes, etc.
uses various racial slurs, emotionally abuses child of childhood crush for having resemblance to said crush’s husband, ((is literally a friendzoned dudebro)), flushed remus’ career down the drain over personal resentment knowing…
This one time in high school, our physics teacher challenged us to get a piece of paper across the room and have it touch the wall and everyone spent 42 minutes thinking of different ways to make paper airplanes etc. and none of them worked and at the end this kid grabbed his piece of paper, crumpled it up, and threw the crumpled ball at the wall and won the challenge.
My mother still thinks that my wheelchair is holding me back. No! That inconvenient hole in my spine that I’ve had since birth is what’s holding me back. Without the wheelchair, I’d make it about 1/3 of the way across campus before doing a marvelous face plant in the snow…
She thinks that it would be better if I were to walk everywhere instead of wheeling. So basically she thinks that when I use the wheelchair, it holds me back from walking. I still believe that that good old hole in my spine (plus the buildup of scar tissue and other side effects from my disability and infections) are what is holding me back from walking. I am genuinely comfortable with the fact that I have to use the wheelchair because it means that I can safely and comfortably go anywhere that I need to go, whereas when I walk, I can make it about 50 feet before doing my impression of Bilbo.
My mother still thinks that my wheelchair is holding me back. No! That inconvenient hole in my spine that I’ve had since birth is what’s holding me back. Without the wheelchair, I’d make it about 1/3 of the way across campus before doing a marvelous face plant in the snow bank. It would look a little like Bilbo when he after he read the contract. Everything would seem fine. Then…”Nope!” But, I digress…don’t be like my mother. Always remember that wheelchairs don’t limit people. They help people be more independent. It’s literally the complete opposite!
i’m not asking that in a rhetorical “oh man they’re amazing” way
i mean it
what the fuck can they not do
they can sing, play instruments, build anything, roller skate, surf, fly planes, etc etc
i just want there to be an episode where someone’s like “ok let’s jump rope” and phineas is like “fuck i have no idea how to do that”
Yeah, that happened once. They were trapped on an island and had no idea how to get back home in time to win a dare. Phineas had a complete meltdown, caused everyone to give up, made a bizarre reference to Spongebob, and basically had an existential crisis.
I love windowshopping for wheelchairs that I will never be able to afford. I mean there’s one that’s only nine pounds! Nine pounds! Do you know how easy that would be to lift!? And you can customize its color and its seat size and its height and its footrests and you can even put really expensive tires on it so that you can go across snowy sidewalks or mud or even grass and you can put a cup holder on it or a backpack or you can buy a poncho in case you want to wheel around looking like a Peruvian folk band! I have a mighty need for this $2,000+ wheelchair!
OH SWEET VOLDEMORT’S NIPPLE I WAS DOING THE DISHES AND MY BROTHER SCREAMED BLOODY MURDER SO I RACED INTO THE LIVING ROOM AND THIS COMMERCIAL WAS ON! NICKELODEON MADE A COMMERCIAL USING THE SURPRISED PATRICK PHOTO! I REPEAT: NICKELODEON MADE A COMMERCIAL USING THE SURPRISED PATRICK PHOTO! WE F**KED UP, TUMBLR! WE REALLY F**KED UP! WE WENT TOO FAR! WE’RE ALL GOING TO BURN IN HELL AND WE ONLY HAVE OURSELVES TO BLAME! SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT ALL DOWN!
I just had a great idea! Imagine a magnetic Marauders Map! It would be a piece of parchment with hidden magnetic trails that secretly line the “corridors” of Hogwarts. And then you can have magnetic “dots” with the names underneath and you can place them anywhere you want in the castle. And then, to make things even better, there can be a wand toy with a hidden strong magnetic tip (but not strong enough to pull the dots off) so that you can point it at the magnetic dots and move them around the hidden magnetic trails. So in the end, it looks like you’re pointing your wand at the Marauders Map and waving it and the dots are magically moving around! Somebody invent this!
So I just watched this dark episode of a really popular show on TV. I’ve seen clips of it before but this was the first time I watched the whole thing. Trigger Warning: Attempted Suicide. It begins with this cook in a restaurant who has a sadistic boss. A burglar tries to break in but cannot succeed, due to his phobia - a phobia that was caused when this burglar’s family was killed. So the burglar races off, terrified, and the boss decides to use this knowledge to his advantage. He follows the burglar home and spends two weeks terrorizing him by secretly continuing to expose him to his phobia. The burglar finally attempts to commit suicide, not wanting to live in a world where he is frequently exposed to his phobia. He is unaware that the cruel boss has been exposing him to his phobia this whole time. The cook, who knows what his boss has been doing, does a meager attempt at trying to cheer the burglar up (without telling him the truth) before leaving him and returning to his boss. After being informed that the burglar is about to commit suicide, the boss sadistically cracks up. The cook returns to the burglar, who is still attempting to commit suicide. The cook halfheartedly offers to help get revenge on this boss by exposing the boss to his own phobia - a taste of his own medicine. So they do and the boss is frightened. The burglar laughs before suddenly being overwhelmingly exposed to his phobia, courtesy of the backstabbing cook. He flees in terror and the episode ends. Needless to say, this is the worst Spongebob episode in existence.
Did I ever tell you that I have this Headcanon where James originally created a map with a crude outline of Hogwarts and four dots on it, signifying each Marauder? And he did this shortly after they discovered that Remus was a werewolf, so that he could secretly keep an eye out to ensure that his friend wasn’t in the hospital wing. But also to make sure that the others were okay and (because no matter how arrogant he was, there was a war brewing and he was probably worried about them all the time). And he also wanted to be able to easily find them. And the Marauders thought that it was a brilliant idea.
And eventually they added more dots so that they could see what students they were interacting with. And overtime, they became obsessed and determined and added more and more dots to it and put in the tiniest details of Hogwarts and it became a past time for them to continually update the map for years, adding new tricks like making it appear and disappear and tell you the passwords etc. And thus the Marauders Map was born.