Anonymous asked: Three Words To Describe Jily (James Potter / Lily Evans Ship) ?
You See, I Have A Toph HeadCanon
Where, later in life, upon becoming Chief of Police, she goes to Ba Sing Se. While there, she travels to a spa, where three women are getting makeup applied. She sardonically states, “Nice make-up.” When the turn around, she adds, “For a clown!” She then uses her metalbending to shoot out handcuffs, snapping, “Don’t worry, I heard that these make you look...
* Tones Are Completely Nonchalant *
* Republic City Police Department*
* Lin's Filing Her Nails *
* Tenzin Enters, Looking Exhausted *
Tenzin: Hello, Lin.
Lin: Hey, Tenzin.
Tenzin: Where are they?
* Lin Points To Prison Cell. Korra, Mako, Bolin, and Asami Are Sitting, Bored *
Tenzin: Here's the bail money.
Lin: Okay, they're free to go.
Tenzin: Will you join us for dinner, tonight?
Lin: What's Pema making?
Tenzin: Roast Duck.
Lin: Alright, I'll be there.
Tenzin: Good-bye, Lin.
Lin: See you later, Tenzin.
* Repeats This The Next Day, Etc. . . *
So . . . This Just Happened :(
Me: Phew. What a night!
Me: I should probably get to bed, soon!
Me: After all, I need to wake up by 11:00 tomorrow!
Me: Because . . . NEW LEGEND OF KORRA!
Me: I can't wait!
Me: My life has meaning!
Me: Because, after all, a new Legend of Korra is going to . . .
Me: Oh, wait . . .
Me: Wait a minute . . .
Me: Oh . . .
Me: . . .
Me: Guess I'll just crawl into a hole, now.
I'm Pretty Sure This Conversation Just Happened...
It's Not That He Isn't My Friend. We Just Grew Apart.
Me: Man, I miss hanging out with you.
Him: Yeah, me too.
Me: I wish things were like the old times.
Him: Yeah, those were the best!
Me: You know, I could always come over, some time this summer? It will be fun!
Him: . . .
Me: . . .
Him: Uh . . .
His Thought Process: * Come over? What the heck is going on? Is that girl-talk for having sex? Oh God! We'll probably be up all night flirting and . . . EXPLODING OVARIES! *
My Thought Process: * This will be great! We can turn his bed into a fort and cuddle up in our individual Snuggies! His mother can order pizza for us, and we can stay up until midnight watching Disney movies and reading Harry Potter! *
That Moment When You Realize That Tenzin Has The...
Of Course I Could Be Paraphrasing!
The Stag Who Cried Wolf
WHY? WHY AM I WRITING THIS? I . . . CAN'T . . . STOP . . . I'M SO SORRY . . . FORGIVE ME!
* The Day After Lily and James Go Into Hiding *
James: (Talking Into Two-Way Mirror) MOONY! FOR THE LOVE OF MERLIN, WE NEED YOU!
Remus: (Bursts Into House) I came over as soon as I could! What's the matter?
James: Oh, nothing! We just wanted to see how fast you would come!
Sirius: 11.2 Seconds. Not bad!
Remus: You . . . Alright, good-night, mates.
* Sometime Later. Middle Of The Night *
James: (Talking Into Two-Way Mirror) REMUS! THERE'S A STRANGE NOISE OUTSIDE!
Remus: (Races Into Bedroom): What is it? Is it Voldemort?
James: Oh, no! Never mind! It was just a stray cat!
Remus: Grr...Good night, James!
* Several Days Later *
James: (Talking Into Two-Way Mirror): Remus, Harry's missing!
Remus: (Uses Floo Powder): I'm here!
James: Blimey, my son is brilliant at playing hide-and-seek. I found him, though! Thanks anyway, Moony!
Remus: James, have you ever heard of The Boy Who Cried Wolf?
James: . . .
Remus: It's a Muggle legend. The point is: Don't pretend to call for help. Because one day, I'll assume that you're joking. I won't come.
James: Of course you will!
* Later That Day *
James: MOONY, VOLDEMORT IS HERE!
Remus: * Bursts Through Door, Hyperventilating *
James: Nah, I'm only teasing.
* Several Days Later *
James: REMUS! HE'S REALLY HERE!
Remus: * Crawling Over Threshold *
James: Just proving a point, dearest Moony.
* One Week Later *
James: MERLIN! IT'S HIM!
Remus: * Races In *
James: You fall for that, every single time, mate!
* October 31, 1981 *
James: REMUS! IT'S HIM! IT'S VOLDEMORT!
Remus: No, I'm not falling for it again.
James: REMUS! WE NEED YOU! REMUS!
Remus: Very funny, mate. I know that it's just a prank.
Remus: J . . . James?
A/N: Obviously, this would never happen! But still . . .
Now That I Have Your Attention, Have A Little Lin...
Bumi: Hey Lin, do you know why I don't need to be a Firebender?
Lin: Ugh! Why?
Bumi: I'm already smoking hot!
Lin: *Glaring At Him*
Bumi: I don't need to be an Earthbender, either! Because my abs are already rock hard!
Lin: *Sweetly* Bumi . . . how long have we known each other?
Bumi: Um . . . I've known you my entire life, Lin?
Lin: *Still Sweetly* Exactly. Which means . . .
Lin: *Yelling* I KNOW ALL OF YOUR PICK-UP LINES!
Lin: *Stomps Away*
Bumi: *Chases After Her*
Bumi: So, you don't have feelings for me?
Bumi: *Teasingly* It's a simple question. Do you, or do you not, have feelings for me?
Lin: Of course not!
Bumi: Oh . . .
Bumi: *Sighs Sadly*
Bumi: Hey, Lin?
Lin: What now?
Bumi: You're right. We did grow up together. Which means that I've been around your mom, a lot.
Lin: Yeah, so?
Bumi: Which means I CAN TELL THAT YOU'RE LYING! WAHOOO!
Bumi: *Races Away Excitedly*
Lin: *Breaks Off*
I HAVE NO REGRETS!
When Korra Meets Monty Python
Amon: Bloody hell!
Lieutenant: What the Avatar said is true, isn't it?
Amon: Hold it! Hold it!
Lieutenant: I just saw you Bloodbend them!
Amon: . . .
Lieutenant: . . .
Amon: No you didn't.
Lieutenant: Yes I did!
Amon: No you didn't!
Lieutenant: Yes I DID!
Amon: Lieutenant, please! Let's not bicker and argue over who Bloodbended who. This is supposed to be a happy occasion!
* Korra gallops away as Mako bangs coconuts together *
Lin's Sacrifice Was All For Naught!
Lin’s sacrifice was all for naught! I just realized this! She’s escaping on Oogi, with Tenzin, Pema, Jinora, Ikki, Meelo, and Rohan. She looks back and realizes that the airships are gaining on them. In a sheer moment of courage and strength, she leaps from the bison, and takes out the air ships. In doing so, she saves Tenzin’s family, but ultimately gets her bending taken...
Anonymous asked: That headcanon... PERFECTION! I can't stop imagining it in my head over and over and over...
You See, I Have This Tokka Headcanon . . .
Where Sokka sits down and just writes. Writes, and writes … He simply confesses his feelings to Toph. It’s mushy, it’s rambling, it’s a written testimony of everything that he loves about her. He then takes the long piece of parchment and sets it on Toph’s doorstep. Several days later, Toph comes over. She asks whether or not he placed the parchment on the...
Lord of the Rings Fans: PERFECTION!
Star Wars Fans: Several flaws won't stop me from forever being a Jedi!
Hunger Games Fans: They left out a few things, but it was worth it!
Narnia Fans: CGI is the best magic there is!
Twilight Fans: Ugh! What is Kristen Stewart doing? Is that supposed to be facial expressions? Why is that three-year-old wearing a Team Jacob Shirt?
Harry Potter Fans: Eight masterpieces! Though they will never replace the books!
Percy Jackson Fans: Let's just forget this nightmare ever happened.
Avatar The Last Airbender: THERE IS NO MOVIE! THERE WAS NEVER ANY MOVIE! THE MOVIE IS JUST A MYTH!
I Don't Even Know . . .
James: There are ways to tell whether or not Severus Snape is a witch.
Remus: Are there? Do tell us.
James: What do we do with witches?
Sirius: We . . . burn them!
James: And what else do we burn?
Peter: More witches?
James: Good. Now why do witches burn?
Remus: Because . . . they're made out of wood?
James: Good. So how do you tell whether or not Snape is made from wood?
Sirius: Build a bridge out of him!
James: But can you not also build a bridge out of stone?
Peter: Oh, yeah . . .
James: Does wood sink in water?
Remus: No, it . . . floats!
Sirius: Throw Snivellus into the Black Lake!
James: No, no, what else floats in water?
Sirius: Very small rocks.
Sirius: Lead! Lead!
James: The correct answer is: A Duck.
ATTENTION: MARAUDERS4EVR HERE WITH AN AMAZING...
So I was rewatching LOK Endgame, but I also had my iPod on. And at the very end, when Aang appears, which song switches on? Lion King - King of Pride Rock. (The Ending Scene Where Simba Climbs Pride Rock, Kopa Is Born, Etc.) Now we can sit here and explain why I have this on my iPod. Or, we can appreciate the beauty that IT COMPLETELY SYNCHED! When Korra went into the Avatar State, it...
The True Difference Between Facebook and Tumblr
Facebook User # 1: OMG, U R Such A Nerd!
Facebook User # 2: What? :```( Why would you say something like that? *Starts Huge Drama-War And Ultimately Un-Friends Them*
Tumblr User # 1: Wow, you are such a nerd!
Tumblr User # 2: * Considers it to be an endearing compliment. Follows User # 1 For Life *
So I've Abruptly Decided: I Think That Kyoshi's...
Yes, I know that the time frame is COMPLETELY off. But hear me out. Just imagine, two hippies sitting around the bonfire, wearing Grateful Dead shirts, playing bluegrass music. And Kyoshi’s running around, bathing in people’s blood, enjoying their pain … I seriously need to get off of Tumblr when I’m sleep-deprived.
You Know What Really Pisses Me Off?
Ask-A-Character Blogs that clearly send themselves Anonymous messages. It’s like, you can completely tell, because the horridly phrased ‘slang’ is similar. Legit, Horrible, Example: Question: O god, what u gunna do when u have sex with my man? Answer: O yah, we gunna do it hrd! I mean, I guess I hope that they’re sending themselves the Questions. Or else, I’d...
So I Was In The Store, And I Overheard This...
Man: Yeah, I won’t let my kid onto Fanfiction.net. Woman: Why not? Man: Well haven’t you heard about that horrible written-porn, Fifty Shades of Gray? It stemmed from that website! Clearly it’s not a very respectable site. Woman: Huh, I didn’t know that they let people read stuff like that on the site. Maybe I shouldn’t let my own kids go on it. My Reaction: Do...
Did the relationship between Amon and The...
Hear me out. I know that Snape wasn’t really Voldemort’s man. But, until the very end, Voldemort thought that he was. So, [in Voldemort’s eyes anyway] both men were the second-in-command to the villain. Yet, both Amon and Voldemort were completely indifferent about hurting them. Amon merely says, “You served me well, Lieutenant.” He then uses Bloodbending to...
Stages of 'Noatak and Tarrlok's Death'
After Episode: Wow! Korra won! Everything’s alright! I still can’t believe that Tarrlok and Amon are brothers! Weird!? Oh well! Later That Day: Seriously though! Amo … Noatak and Tarrlok were brothers! Tarrlok killed them both! Well, I suppose it was the best way to die. That Night: Why am I focusing on this? I mean, it’s true that the two brothers had a horrible...
Me Watching Legend of Korra Season Finale
Me: PARACHUTES, PARACHUTES, PARACHUTES!
Me: Jeez, Bryke! Can't you kill anyone?
Me: I mean, I know that it's supposed to be a kid's show!
Me: But you've already proven that it's not!
Me: Just show someone dying, will you?
Me: Oh look, more parachutes!
Me: And . . . surprise! Parachutes!
Me: Wait, Tarrlok, what are you doing?
Me: Noatak, why are you crying?
Me: OMG! That was horrible!
Me: Wait! Where are the parachutes?
Me: WHERE ARE THE PARACHUTES?
So Guys, I Just Realized . . .
Noatak and Tarrlok put a whole new meaning to the word: BLOOD-BROTHER! I’m going to hell for this.
I Could See Bumi Doing Something Like This:
* What if Bumi had been travelling as a Commander for, oh say, ten years? So he wasn't able to see Tenzin and his family *
Bumi: LITTLE BROTHER! MAN, IT'S BEEN YEARS SINCE I'VE SEEN YOU!
* Turns To Lin *
Bumi: HOW'S MY SISTER-IN-LAW?
Tenzin: Uh, Bumi . . .
Bumi: TENZIN, I'M JUST SO GLAD THAT YOU ENDED UP WITH LIN!
Bumi: I MEAN, SHE TRULY LOVED YOU! IT WAS TRUE LOVE!
Bumi: AND MOM AND DAD WERE SO PROUD WHEN THEY FIND OUT THAT YOU TWO WERE DATING! IT'S A HAPPY ENDING!
Tenzin: BUMI! I broke up with Lin.
Tenzin: I married Pema.
Tenzin: We had four children.
Tenzin: I've told you all of this in my letters!
Some Gift Art from my friend Bryan Konietzko
sifu-kisu: Marauders4EVR: Isn’t that just the cover art from the Volume One DVD of Book 2 Earth?
Gone (Or: When The Lieutenant Saw The Explosion)
Lieutenant: What . . . what happened?
* Holds His Head And Tries To Focus *
Lieutenant: No . . . Amon . . . Noatak . . . is a Waterbender!
Lieutenant: He Bloodbended me into the wall . . .
Lieutenant: It can't be. Everything was a lie . . .
Lieutenant: I dedicated my life to him!
Lieutenant: I . . . I loved . . .
* Breaks Off *
Lieutenant: Well, good riddance!
Lieutenant: He fooled us all!
Lieutenant: He deserves what he gets!
* Hears A Loud Explosion *
* Races Out Of The Building *
* Sees Explosion Cloud Against The Sunset *
* Dives Into Water, And Quickly Swims Out To The Remains *
Lieutenant: AMON? NOATAK?
* Dives Beneath Water. Resurfaces *
Lieutenant: No . . . he got away. That's it! He must have gotten away!
Lieutenant: He's a Waterbender! He could have swam away!
Lieutenant: He's not dead!
Lieutenant: He's not!
* Tears Stream Down His Face *
Lieutenant: He's not . . .
Lieutenant: He's . . .