So, the other day I was sitting in the Student Center of my college
Just chilling out on my laptop
In fact, I was probably on tumblr.
Anyway, a random professor comes up to me.
Professor: I know a lot of people in wheelchairs. Maybe you know some of them?
And immediately, I freeze
Because, obviously I'm in a wheelchair
But I never flaunt my disability
I usually try to show others that I'm just the same as them, and try to blend in
And everyone in the Student Center is staring
And it's incredibly awkward
So, I held my head up high
And I Said: What a coincidence! I know a lot of people who can walk! Maybe you know some of them?
The whole room was silent
I mean, sheer, deadly, silence
Nobody moved a muscle
Then, a student in the corner stood up and began to clap
Then another student began to clap
And I received a standing ovation
No pun intended