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So . . . This Just Happened . . . :\

Person: I like your shoelaces.
Me: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Person: O__O
Me: I stole them from the president!
Person: You . . . what?
Me: . . .
Person: . . .
Me: Wait, aren't you from tumblr?
Person: What, no?
Me: THEN WHY THE HECK WERE YOU COMPLIMENTING MY SHOELACES?
Person: They're . . . they're pink. It's for Breast Cancer Awareness, right?
Me: . . .
Person: . . .
Me: . . .
Person: What's tumblr?
Me: What?
Me: Nothing!
Me: Forget I ever said anything!
Me: WE NEVER MET
Me: THERE IS NO TUMBLR
Me: THERE'S NEVER BEEN ANY TUMBLR
Me: TUMBLR IS JUST A MYTH
Me: Races Away