Anon Asked: What's one conversation in the HP movies that you wish had gone differently?
Remus: Your mother was there for me at a time when no-one else was.
- The Marauders Appear. Don't Ask How. -
James: . . . Oh.
Peter: Don't mind us.
James: We're just the ones who became illegal animagi to help you through your transformations.
Sirius: Nah, no-one else was there for you.
Peter: Did they even establish that we were the Marauders?
James: Nah, that's not important. I mean, it doesn't matter that I'm Prongs and that I'm the reason Harry's patronus was a stag.
Sirius: Or that I'm Padfoot and Remus is Moony. (Mind you, it's spelled as M-O-O-N-Y. Not spelled with a bloody E.)
James: Or that Peter is Wormtail.
Peter: Or that we were the ones who created the Marauders' Map.
James: But Lily, huh? Lily was the one who was always there for you? I mean, she's an amazing woman but . . .
Sirius: Oh, don't gush Prongs.
James: No, you know what? I need to gush. Because in the later movies, it's going to be implied that I stole Lily away from Snape . . .
Sirius: Well, that may be. But at the moment, let's focus on this problem.
Peter: While we're on the topic, wasn't Dumbledore the one who went out of his way to add the Whomping Willow and Shrieking Shack in order to carefully admit Remus to Hogwarts?
Sirius: Now you're just being ridiculous. Dumbledore didn't help. Nobody helped. Except Lily.
James: AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, WHERE THE HELL DID THIS COVERED BRIDGE COME FROM?