Ask Away!


Colonel Sandurz: Pardon me, sir. I have an idea. Corporal, get me the video cassette of Spaceballs-the Movie.

Corporal: Yes, sir.

Dark Helmet: Colonel Sandurz, may I speak with you, please?

Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir.

Dark Helmet: (lifts up mask) How could there be a cassette of Spaceballs-the Movie. We’re still in the middle of making it.

Colonel Sandurz: That’s true, sir, but there’s been a new breakthrough in home-video marketing.

Dark Helmet: There has?

Colonel Sandurz: Yes. Instant cassettes. They’re out in stores before the movie is finished.

Dark Helmet: Naaaaa.

Corporal: Here it is, sir. Spaceballs………

Colonel Sandurz: Try here. Stop.

Dark Helmet:

Colonel Sandurz:


Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?

Colonel Sandurz: Now. You’re looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.

Dark Helmet: What happened to then?

Colonel Sandurz: We passed then?

Dark Helmet: When?

Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We’re at now, now.

Dark Helmet: Go back to then.

Colonel Sandurz: When?

Dark Helmet: Now.

Colonel Sandurz: Now?

Dark Helmet: Now.

Colonel Sandurz: I can’t.

Dark Helmet: Why?

Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.

Dark Helmet: When?

Colonel Sandurz: Just now.

Dark Helmet: When will then be now?

Colonel Sandurz: Soon.